This is a first for my Lifetime. Never before have I Miss Maymi, created an object to be loved (I can aim for the stars right?!) by millions of people who access the internet everyday! And all I have this evening to do is complain. Now I could tell you loads about the 19 years perviously of my life- a waste of time, so I'll wrap it up like this- heartbreak, tears, tantrums, love, sister, mum, dad, a colourful array of emotions and some joyus memories, and some times I'd rather wipe from existence!! Okay so it is 2 weeks till my BIRTHDAY, I have spent 2 very uninteresting decades on this earth, moving through dependecy as a baby, through learning as a child and rebellion as a teenager, and now I am coming up to the next chapter- 20.
But first I have to get through Christmas so here is the Prologue.
Prologue
So today has been the same as always nothing major has happened to propell me into the world of movie stardom, celebrity land, or even into the local paper. Once again I am another nameless face roaming the streets of Crawley.
Now I should be all Christmassy and excited for what is to come in the next 5 days- alas I cannot! It is minus 2 outside and the boiler isn't working! This means no hot water and especially no heating!! So cue dressing michelin man stylie and a hot waterbottle.
And after today I was really looking forward to a hot bath!
Today consisted of buying a copius amount of alcohol to last the christmas season with my father, which intailed wrestling our way through Sainsbury's in the mad quest to find all the treasures we searched for.
I have never felt so claustophobic in my life, men and women pressed like sardines into the ailses of Sainsbury's, in one last mad dash to stock up on food and drink before the supplies ran out, and before the Snow decended upon us causing more chaos than there already is!!
Now I should be grateful- I got out of there alive with all limbs intact but no I'm not- they didn't have cream soda! The drink I ask for once a year, if only have one glass from it and leave it to go flat to be thrown away in march! But this drink of the Gods was not to be found gracing the shelves of Sainsbury's. Christmas will not be the same this year.
So I came back dejected from the lack of Cream Soda- who knows this year may have been different- I may have had 2 glasses, threw myself down on the sofa to begin the greiving process and I got a phone call from my Aunt asking if I could take her dog for a walk.
So I did- to my own peril!
I was dragged across the park by Dennis the loveable Lab. I should be happy- I got exercise and a chance to see my favourite four legged friend, and even amused by the fact that he was almost violated by a dog named Luka, and spent the rest of walkies hiding behind my legs! But I am now suffering strained muscles, some of which I didn't know existed, so all fun and laughter of the earlier adventure is lost to mild discomfort!! So I was all excited for this evening- large glass of wine (to relieve the stress of Sainsbuy's), candles (to soothe the mind of the grief from the loss of cream soda), and an obsene amount of bubbles (just because), for all the hopes to be dashed by the gas man!!
Will I ever get what I want...
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